Sept. 22

Me, Myself and I: At 8:37 a.m. a call was made from the Wood Co. Courthouse to report a man who had been allegedly talking to and arguing with himself.

Rug Thief: At 11:25 a.m. a theft was reported from the 400 block of Ninth St. North of an African rug from the caller’s porch.

Leaf Blower: At 8:31 p.m. a complaint was made from the 400 block of Case Ave. regarding a neighbor who blew leaves all over the road.

Would-Be Burglars: At 10:29 p.m. a report was made from the 3400 block of Lincoln St. concerning alleged heroin addicts who have been attempting to break into the caller’s house when he is asleep.

No. of Accidents Reported: 2

Sept. 23

Stranger Danger: At 8:00 a.m. a call was made from a financial institution on the Lincoln St. regarding a man in a jeep outside — upon investigation, the man inside the jeep was simply waiting for the institution to open.

Yard Vandal: At 7:27 p.m. police were notified of a caller from the 1300 block of Garfield St. who had everything in her yard “tipped over”, flipped, or moved.

Knock Knock: At 10:39 p.m. a call was made from the area of 29th Ave. South regarding kids in black pounding on doors and damaging items.

Crack Dealer: At 1:39 a.m. a report was made from a gentlemen’s club on Second St. South concerning a man allegedly attempting to sell crack to one of the employees.

No. of Accidents Reported: 1

Sept. 24

2001: An ATM Odyssey: At 12:01 p.m. a call was made from a credit union on Eighth St. South to report that the ATM had sucked his money back into the machine after a withdrawal.

Late Night Walk: At 9:20 p.m. a report was made of a 12-year-old kid who had been walking outside in nothing but a pair of pajamas and no shoes in the area of Chestnut St.

Drunk Driver: At 3:45 a.m. a report was made of a potential drunk driver on the 1400 block of Second St. North who had allegedly blew all stop signs, and hit a curb on the other side of the road.

No. of Accidents Reported: 2